Monday, July 31, 2017

Trump Train Ready to DERAIL!!!!

Y'all get aboard the Trump train
Leaving
Penn Station at 8:02
Headed to fucking Brentwood
About to derail
Go off the tracks at Babylon
Headed straight into the Suffolk County Police Department
About to assassinate some corrupt cops
Get on board the Trump train y'all
Blacks
Get your ass in the colored car!!!
Mexicans?
We have a train headed to Tijuana right now!!!
Muslim??
We have a terrorist - only train leaving for Iraq
It goes by boat from Montauk!!!
Transgender?
We have a trump train headed for the Hanging Tree
I so desperately wonder if they have a rope available for me???
Asians??
We like y'all!!!
Like Chris Christie says
because you vote Republican!!!
So hurry on up now
All you white supremacists
Another forms of garbage, shit,
Human sewage from the bottom of the septic tank!!!
Get your white caucuses on the Trump train!!!
I am the engineer!!!
I shall be driving the train right off the track this evening!!!
Driving y'all straight on out
Into the deep Waters of Great South Bay!!!
That, or maybe I will go west
At which time I go off into San Francisco Harbor once I DERAIL!!!
Get on the Trump train motherfuckers
Because I want you to know
I cannot wait to see you all die!!!

They're coming to... MURICA!!!

They're Coming to America!!!
But who are they, really?
Guatemalan, Nicaraguan?
Salvadorian, impoverished Sierra leonean??
The rest are getting wise
Leaving
America land of pathetic lies!!!
No free college
No taxpayer-funded healthcare for all
Dope cops on the street corner
Trying to tell Parolees
Get a job at McGarbage!!!
Scbmart's hiring, you dumb fuck!!!
Now go take your piss test!!!
Who's Coming to America?
Asshole of the First World!!!
A complete joke
President Practical Joke
Fuck America!!!
Allah Akbar!!!
#DeathtoAmerica
I love the smell of burning investment banker flesh!!!
The smell of burning so-called presidential flesh
Would be even nicer!!!
Thanks.
Any Iraqi terrorists up for the job???
To hijack the airplane!
Fly it...
Straight Into The West Wing!!!
Donald John Trump's 3 a.m. wake up call!!!
The voice on the phone says
" Let's seal our final deal!!!!"
Prepare to die Mister Trump!!!!
Allah Akbar is coming for you!!!!
And here, I don't even believe in the fairy tale called "One God"
To which I say HAIL SATAN
The Easter bunny shall come from Iran
To take back what was once his
MURICA!!!

Monday, June 26, 2017

The Easter Bunny named Jesus Christ

Fairy tales
Can come true
It can happen to you
If you believe in God
Fairy tales
Can come true
It can happen to you
If you believe
in the tooth fairy
Called Jesus Christ
And if you should survive
To 105
Just get down on your knees
thank the fairytale God
For "abundant life"
The Tooth Fairy
Schnazoose Christ!
If you want to be imposed
by rules
For the rest of your life
Put your trust in
the Easter Bunny
Christians call Christ!
But I believe
Karl Marx was right
When he defined
Human fairy tale
Sky Daddy of the proletariat
Better known
As Schnazoose Christ
But let me state
Scientific truth
How one can
Believe in "God"
When there's NO scientific proof?
For Lake of Fire
Or heaven above?
Here is the best part
Let me spoil your party
Where shall I start?
dead Jewish terrorists
Turned into martyrs
Only exist in
Holy books
full of
Fabricated LIES.

Friday, April 21, 2017

Gas

I got gas this morning
But El Presidente Bobo Trumpenclown
He's got gas every day
Every time he opens his asshole
I mean his fucking mouth!
I got gas this morning
Watching the homeless lay low
Camping in the bushes
At the Arco station
In Ashland, Oregon
While Bobo Trumpenclown
Blows more gas
Out his goddamn ass
On the TV news
Foxhole News
Nothing but lies
Ann Coulter's big disgusting eyes
Cunt for Trumpenclown
enjoys having her pussy regulated
Especially what comes out
A glob of fucking flesh
it's not a baby
But a goddamn unborn fetus
FOETUS
As the English people say
Trumpenclown's got gas this morning
Soon as he puts his Tweet out!
Bill O'Reilly finally fired
Talking to black women
As if they were his slaves
Picking cotton in Kentucky
Down Senator Mitch McConnell's way
An old Jeff Foxworthy joke
Came to mind to me today
As I watched the the homeless veterans
Beg
For the gas they needed
to get on their way
But what does Bobo care?
He's a mentally ill billionaire
Jeff Foxworthy voting for him
At least he'll protect our gun rights
The right to commit suicide
to blow your brains out!
Singing
Oh say can you see?
By the dawn's early light!
BANG!!!! BANG!!!!

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

President Hate

do I not fit
You're ignorant, narrow-minded definitions of
Female or male
Normal or abnormal
Or even the definition of femininity itself?
well fuck you!
cowboys and cowkunts!
White trash working-class motherfuckers
Come kill me with your shotguns
Go right ahead
Donald Trump voting assholes of America
run me the fuck over with your pickup trucks!
you ignorant, stupid white trash pieces of shit
I may have grown up around your kind
In Newtown, Connecticut and especially Bethel
And Danbury
However
I never could understand your white privilege
I never could understand my own so-called white privilege
What makes a white man or woman
say that Mexicans are taking their damn jobs
When they are unwilling to pick olives in 110 degree, hot summer's sun
what makes them say all blacks are lazy
That they have no right using
the slave ship
as an excuse
What makes them fear a transgender person so much, that
They suddenly become worried about their children getting molested
Their wives and girlfriends raped
what makes some Mexican Americans think the same way
Carlos Osollo
what made you try to sexually assault me that's fucking night, motherfucker
you the man, the Gangsta
Christianity and Catholicism
They believe in Jesus Christ
You have no idea who the hell the real Jew
the real Jesus even was!!!
he wasn't a member of the Ku Klux Klan
In fact he wasn't even Christian
Nor did he invent Christianity in the first place
that was the Roman Catholic Church's job!
Evangelical Christians being but
a disease
created by Roman Catholicism as as it splintered
Splintered into pieces
just like your goddamn mother fucking Caucasian America!
You cannot blame the Mexicans for the loss of your jobs
Automation did that
Ronald Reagan and Reaganomics greatly helped!!!
Environmental regulations only being put into place
after all the fish
in the rivers of Pennsylvania
long ago, died!
So you voted for asshole of New York City
after all, he told you what you wanted to hear
Need I remind you?
I shall do just that
" When Mexico sends its people here
They're not sending their best
they're sending people with lots of problems
They bring drugs
they bring Crime
They're rapists
And
I imagine
that some of them are good people!"
Really?
Donald John Trump
Multibillionaire  asshole of New York Fucking City!!!
Clown of clowns
American reality television show
real boss become celebrity boss
The Apprentice
Celebrity Apprentice
Yuppie High achievers
And shit shoveling schmucks alike
they thought you were the king
something to look up to
Never being able to understand white privilege
beyond hand out received from my family
I saw you as the douchebag you always were!
The billionaire clown often featured
By radio shock jock Howard Stern
On his radio show seen on Entertainment Television
Talking about his sexual escapades
and yes
The size of his fucking dick!!
What people such as myself who never fit in
Rebels without a cause
Found so entertaining about the man
And now we must call him president?
Never my president!
President of hate
Liar in Chief
the only jobs you're bringing back so far
Besides Wall Street Banker jobs
like Hillary would have
Are those " New jobs" with Exxon Mobil
in the Confederate Southern States of America?
what's left of America
For the rough-and-tumble drunk and fighting oilmen!!
Not to mention profits for billionaires like yourself!!
What happened to those 20,000 on documented Mexicans and South Americans
working in your construction company
did they fall off the roof and die?
At which time I'm sure, were they still alive with broken bones
they got to hear The Apprentice say the following words
"YOU'RE  FIRED!!"
Do you hear that?
White Privilege America and the bigoted idiots
now that your Ku Klux Klan, is
Back in style
Approved
By the president of the United States
I would like to have a big enough GUN
To fire each and everyone of you.
lowlife piece of shit morons to which I never became one of.
Go molest your wives and children
In
your own closets, Redneck America!
Unfortunately, I'm not a rapist
or pedophile
call Johnny's uncle
back in the trailer park!
that or maybe daddy?
when he comes home
drunk from work, once again!!!