Friday, April 21, 2017

Gas

I got gas this morning
But El Presidente Bobo Trumpenclown
He's got gas every day
Every time he opens his asshole
I mean his fucking mouth!
I got gas this morning
Watching the homeless lay low
Camping in the bushes
At the Arco station
In Ashland, Oregon
While Bobo Trumpenclown
Blows more gas
Out his goddamn ass
On the TV news
Foxhole News
Nothing but lies
Ann Coulter's big disgusting eyes
Cunt for Trumpenclown
enjoys having her pussy regulated
Especially what comes out
A glob of fucking flesh
it's not a baby
But a goddamn unborn fetus
FOETUS
As the English people say
Trumpenclown's got gas this morning
Soon as he puts his Tweet out!
Bill O'Reilly finally fired
Talking to black women
As if they were his slaves
Picking cotton in Kentucky
Down Senator Mitch McConnell's way
An old Jeff Foxworthy joke
Came to mind to me today
As I watched the the homeless veterans
Beg
For the gas they needed
to get on their way
But what does Bobo care?
He's a mentally ill billionaire
Jeff Foxworthy voting for him
At least he'll protect our gun rights
The right to commit suicide
to blow your brains out!
Singing
Oh say can you see?
By the dawn's early light!
BANG!!!! BANG!!!!

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